I saw Don Cheadle wearing black gloves in Reign Over Me and thought why doesn't OJ Simpson make a movie?

He's already made a book and there's that recording out there of him breaking into the hotel room with a gun. So, I'm thinking, while he's out on bail, he should quickly make a movie about his life. Maybe a good title would be "The Wife and Crimes of OJ Simpson"? Or how about "My Semi Auto-matic, er Autobiography"?